tropical or sidereal or Schmidt or IAU zodiac?

• “Fluorescent lights in grocery store too bright, causing a downward spiral into existential dread.”
• Fluorescent lights too dim to “save energy” making everything creepier, causing increased nervousness

“Itty Bitty Baby Hands and the Skipping Dipshit”

only for the low! low! price of a PhD in Hegelian philosophy

the fake raspberry that gives you metallic burps for the next four hours

it’s time to return to the roots, FORTRAN and LISP and COBOL – C is the new technology

blood sucking leeches versus privacy sucking websites …

meanwhile in capitalism: “Get back to work, you can’t afford a lunch break!”

https://somafm.com/missioncontrol/

pink lady or nothing

• “let’s abandon our industrial base and move manufacturing overseas”
• “we can’t use overseas products because of national security”

don’t worry, the Republicans are trying to change that

we’ll just borrow the brake line from your Bentley to fix it

they automatically gets converted to JPEG/MOV files

nope

hobnibble ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

so many bowl cuts

“Alright, stop, collaborate, and listen”