Found the youtuber.

Oh don’t worry. That AI is definitely in the commercials.

In my experience, batteries aren’t really targets. The folks in Seattle just want the tubing that they can fence it for cash.

I started mainlining Linux about a year and a half ago after playing with it for a bit in 2007-ish and running a headless server for a decade or so.

I just installed Ubuntu because that was what Framework officially supported. I can’t think of what a newbie user would find lacking with Ubuntu. It does about everything that Windows does fine. I’ve heard similar things about Mint. Why do we have to over-complicate things for new users? Just shove them towards a distro and let them know they can probably fix whatever they don’t like with a reinstall later.

Proceeds to use it exclusively for browsing the web.

Is that the real smile? I know he was smiling, but I’ve seen other versions where it’s not nearly this pronounced. Did someone tweak it?

I had to boot my Windows 10 partition up yesterday. It made me click through fucking six ads for Microsoft 365 and win11 and then said “you’re done!” with a little cartoon of an athlete with a trophy as if just booting the OS was a challenge that I overcame.

I had a month trial of Paramount+ that shut off literally mid-movie. Like 20 minutes from the end, it just stopped streaming.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YouTomb

No FiM++?

Trust me, there’s someone just starting out, and you got them 90% of the way there, and they will humbly submit a fix for your code with zero judgement.

That someone is me, because I have no idea what I’m doing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl4IBsqS2gY

(Not a real gun, but thought you’d appreciate)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Npm_left-pad_incident

Excuse me. I’ve almost bricked several machines with Ubuntu.

https://www.cemeteryart.net/the-cruel-countess/

I wouldn’t pay more than $9 for you.

How can we penny auction without pennies?

My high school bully graduated second in our class and clearly thought he was destined to great things. Ran into him four years later, he was attending grad school a few states over. Confirmed he was still an asshole.

Looked him up a decade later. He’s a grade school teacher. Teaching is an incredibly noble pursuit and a miserably thankless job. I hope he’s enjoying it.

Can someone explain what the joke?