• Auswitch statement
• V2latile variable
• Goebboolean
• Zyklon C++
• Left shift, Reich shift
• Open and close Parenzer
• Iron Cross-compiler

Will it overflow? Will we have a -32768chan?

Based on the description, my guess is that the script solved the problem of having the line interrupted by only doing a single 56k transaction per phone call.

Lots of times, phone calls were billed $$$ for the first minute and $ for every minute after that. If her script only did one transaction per call and not even using the full minute, that could add up fast.

And, given that it took a month for the bill to come, she could have been doing something wrong even during the day. Nobody would have noticed until the bill, and the 1am calls stood out the most when the bill finally came. Maybe there was a local exchange that didn’t require long distance?

See also (SFW link)

I was shocked to learn that most projectors are only 2k.

They do limit free movement though. Like the guy they pull over whose wife is going into space-labor was pulled over for leaving the city.

I saw this clip on eBaumsworld when I was like 12 and was overjoyed that we had finally done it and all the climate change stuff I learned about wasn’t going to be a problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a74uarqap2E

Photoshop or AI. The truck sucks on its own merits. Don’t need to make up lies.

Though you can see why someone would try to make this joke given what the bins actually look like:

You are correct. I was assuming they’d be more like 10-keys. Google images shows they’re usually in the phone orientation.

except phone keypads and computer keypads are inverted.

My girlfriend sent me the first frame once when she was feeling down about work. I responded with:

Anyway, she’s my wife now.

Love seeing that leash in a public park!

Accurate thumbnail

I always think about this. Like a lot of the engineering youtubers I follow do some pretty dangerous stuff. They take the necessary safety precautions, but I have no idea how insurance can work when you’re flagrantly disobeying OSHA regulations.

As an independent operator, you can abuse yourself in a way that legally nobody else is allowed to.

Currently ripping all episodes of The Twilight Zone from the box set.

No pretty sure they’re me.

Though this is a pretty decent book. The version I read in 2009 had updated all the pop culture references to make it more relatable.

I think when I first saw this comic, the punchline was “what’s a four?” which I find funnier.

Not everything

If you’re ok with a screwdriver, you can mod a Casio F91-W and add a .beat watchface https://www.sensorwatch.net/docs/watchfaces/clock/#beat-time