It’s not going to die.

Now that Elon is riding Trumps dick and is in the white house, it’s going to be the official propaganda machine of the United Reich of America.

That’s why he bought it. He doesn’t give a fuck if Taylor Swift is there. Lost value? He just used it to influence an election.

Management: Well we lost 8 billion dollars but we still don’t have any extra money for backups or remote reimaging or vdi, but we will buy you 700 plane tickets to go to each computer and boot it into safe mode, also you’re fired

Abe Lincoln?

Awe we going to awwakis? Jessica’s maiden name was nuts, you know…she used to hyphenate.

…Jessica Atredes-Nuts

We just need Monty Python and hitchhikers guide and we’re golden

I didn’t even notice

Just get that jackdaw guy and the hell in a cell guy and we’re good

It’s like rick rolling or whatever, if you know you know

Holy shit this rules

Is there a list somewhere

The only ones I don’t get are the horrible high waisted mom jeans and the curly haircuts on dudes. Those pants look terrible unless you have an absolutely flat stomach and even then, yeesh. The haircuts, I have no idea haha

You’re not a real Linux user unless you bitch about other people’s software choices

You can only like one thing, thems the rules

Xbox or playstation, coke or Pepsi, dicks or puss

Then you have to go online and talk shit about the ones you didn’t pick.

It’s in the bible.

Don’t forget the llamas or the murdering cat detective

CARRRRRLLLLLLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE

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