Also can you actually do it in 2 days? That would be better.

I dunno some of these feel like fundamentals that any web dev should know.

You’re gonna have headaches down the road if you don’t know hiw static html works.

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I need to unsee this

I didn’t no

The fairly oddparents creator was a fucking creep. That’d who I thought of for #2

Guilty…

The modern internet is a fucking nightmare

Yeah it’s why at later jobs I advocate for complexity points and don’t do consulting anymore.

Tying money to hours spent on a task just encourages all the wrong behavior.

I just don’t work at places that do time tracking like that anymore.

My favorite was getting reamed because you put 30 minutes over the estimated hours on a task.

It made task accounting a nightmare as you’d have to dump hours onto unrelated task whenever something inevitably took longer than expected.

https://lemmy.world/c/askouija

Goodbye

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

And Freieren

People that advocate for presentation naming haven’t endured a major company rebrand.

Waterfall is missing the part where the customer realizes they didn’t actually want to go to Mars they just wanted to view it out of a telescope.

But now they can only travel to Mars and the telescope is out of the budget because you spent so much money on the rocket

10 years ago it was copy/pasting from stack overflow

I can’t unsee that noodle hand now