Microsoft works

Pauper Brand Potting Soil.

I think I’m onto something. BRB applying to Shark Tank

Unpopular opinion: billionaires are greedy

Is that why they call mass graves potter’s fields?

I like to practice my ceiling basketball when they go to bed

No debugging that

Wasn’t he king though? Why would he have to interview?

I hope city hall reposts this PSA

According to reddit’s Ft. Elgin users this is patently false and you’re a terrorist for not loving your freedom glow.

Hey I know that guy he liked a few of my jokes on Twitter

Gift card?! why don’t you just slit my throat?