Raw on a sandwich or lightly fried in garlic butter. It’s also great raw with a bit of oil, salt, and pepper, if you’re feeling healthy.

They taught Welsh, French, and German when I was at school but they swapped German for Spanish a few years after I finished.

I use a scrubbing brush with a long handle.

So it’s like web development?

I have the words “software engineer” in my job title but I hate it.

We aren’t engineers, we’re a bunch of undisciplined hackers, engineers have standards and ethics.

Programmer is my preferred term, or software developer.

Code monkey is also acceptable.