

Not specifically a joke, but more intended to make thought processes skip a little and to amuse:
My friend: “Didn’t they teach you grammar at school?”
Me: “no, she didn’t go there.”
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…and, if anyone ever tells me to check my pronunciation, I snap back quickly and say it should be pronOUNCEiation, while acting as serious as possible.
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In around 20 years I have gotten about 30 blank stares and one giggle, once. It was completely worth it.






So they can push and pull at the same time, silly!