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Good on your mom. Lots of people say they’d pass on the money in that situation, but it takes a lot of chutzpah to go through with it.

See, I don’t understand acts of god as it pertains to insurance. Acts of god are unforeseen, unavoidable accidents. What is insurance for if not literally that exact situation?

Look at me. I’m the banana now.

I mean sure, there are always concessions to be made, but what I had in mind was more the “include this entire 6 GB library so I can use this particular function once” kind of bloat.

I’m not sure it’s exclusive to Western developers, as I don’t know much about software in other parts of the world, but there does seem to be an unfortunate trend of companies forgoing software optimization because modern computers are usually beefy enough to handle it, and it’s cheaper to ship out inefficient slapdash software than it is to take the time and resources to fix it.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

“That’s twenty cheeses total!”

“Father, that’s not how…”

“Twenty cheeses! Twenty!”

Of course that’s not a tie, it’s a cabbage.

I have altered the file path. Pray I don’t alter it further.

Great quote, but missing a rather crucial bit at the end:

“And are you?” “No. That’s where it all falls down, of course.” “Pity”, said Arthur. “It sounded like rather a good lifestyle otherwise.”

I first heard it as a chain email in the mid 2000s, so I know it’s real

And Greek letters are for when even the Latin alphabet can’t save you

I think the stereotype comes less from what Brits actually eat and more from traditional bland British dishes (notably ones that were probably popularized during rationing in WWII), such as beans on toast or the infamous toast sandwich.

“You can pretty much come up with whatever quote you want and pretend someone famous said it. Nobody checks anyway.”

-Sun Tzu

NSFD(ucks)

Beautiful

Whoever gets it has to make the next Mac and cheese.

Oh Dexter

Blue guy? He’s Freakazoid