

You pass butter
You pass butter
Me bung indeed.
Not all at once. That’d be exhausting
If only we could create some sort of agreement with Iran where they wouldn’t build nuclear weapons. That would solve the problem without need for violence. Only somebody actively looking to start a war would walk away from a deal like that.
What helped me as a kid was going to church every Sunday. Just do that.
Where’s your pillow Timmy?
When you’re hungry, but none of the food in your house is chocolate.
Alternative lady panel: scroll, scroll, scroll….
Damn, 2 months ago? I must have been in a fight with my wife at the time…
You can add too much mozzarella and the strings will be infinite. Stilly tasty.
I schedule biweekly meetings biweekly.
Talk to text and text to talk have made voicemails unnecessary.
Germans browsing Lemmy at 3am: Guten Morgen
Edit: I used AI to make this. I’m not proud, but I am lazy.
My favorite is 7. The sun giveth, the sun taketh away.
Honestly, these are all kind of terrifying and seem realistic.
Honestly, it doesn’t surprise me that the AI models are much better than we could imagine right now. I’m willing to bet if a company ever creates true AGI, they wouldn’t share it and would just use it for their own benefit.
Is the idea here that AI/skynet is a singular entity that could be shut off? I would think this entity would act like a virus, replicating itself everywhere it can. It’d be like shutting down bitcoin.
I think these stories make sense before the advent of the internet and social media. Now, though, AI would likely have full control over the internet as well as all the knowledge and lessons learned from decades of social media posts. It will know how easily humans are manipulated as well as exactly how to do it. Honestly, humans may never even know that AI is the one in control, but it will be.
Is it literally electricity? Seems like the mutants with electric powers would be the most realistic, then.