Look at this fucking piece of shit code, oh right, it’s been written by a homo sapiens sapiens. No wonder they collapsed soon after.

Which is still better than “elementary truths that will quickly turn into shit I make up without warning”, which is where ChatGPT is and will forever be stuck at.

That would be too radical for me, sorry

I’m sorry, but I don’t think it’s so radical not grieving after a person who is the head of a corporation of which sole purpose is to take money from people for a promise of payout when things go dire, and then refusing when the times comes, leaving them exposed at the most miserable time of their entire lives…

Insurance companies are not banks, they don’t take deposits and return them to you with huge margin when you need it most. They would be operating at massive loss for each client.

The CEO is however a robber baron operating at the times of peace, using different methods but achieving the same end - people dying, most often miserably. I don’t see how that’s better.

It’s the opposite, everything is passed by reference but primitives are also addresses and therefore passed by value

You can’t pass objects or functions as value

This is an authentic message for when you open a php project

It may not be the fastest solution, or the most reliable, or the most maintainable, but it certainly would best accommodate our investors’ needs!

Been there, done that. Everyday would start with a 2 hour session of meetings. Daily for 30mins and then 1.5h of refinement. Day by day, for 2 years of me being there.

It, without an ounce of irony, leaves a fucking scar on you and makes you despise having meeting for the rest of your life.

Because it doesn’t seem like a useful feature. The only occasion I imagine this could be helpful is with logging to the console to track when the function breaks, but even then - still trivial to replace.

I had tried to use debugger with React so many times and each time I’d drop it soon after. Not useful at all.

Does much better job on the backend though

How was the data shown in this graph aggregated? How do you measure CO2 emission 500 000 years back?

Good, OOP can suck my balls

This diagram implies that going to work is not something you do on your normal, non-world-ending day.

It also implies that your day can be normal AND world ending, which contradicts itself.

EDIT: I’m wrong about the first one but I don’t want to remove the comment or the paragraph

You done fucked up, OP, this diagram makes little sense

Right circle should be “having to go to work” and middle should be empty, as in “this space should not exist, what we doin here”

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To me, there are two classifications of DRY - one I find harmful, the other very useful.

First one resembles mathematical extractions, essentially you never allow a single chunk of code to be written twice and you create massive amounts of global util junk. This also creates some bad tight coupling.

The other is more logical, where you only extract logic in places you want to always change together. Simple and effective.

https://lemmy.world/comment/13098712

dis 'bout you?

That’s your opinion my man

I’m not gonna continue using arguments if all you can respond with is cynicism, apparently I wasn’t wrong about the elitism part

That I do, yes, because that’s a small chunk of code that - when necessary - would have to be completely remade anyways, not just modified.