dipbeneaththelasers

This is what we do at work.

I prefer to spin the wheel of destiny.

Tune the radio to NPR and hope Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me is on.

Dude, she told you all her kids were crabs. This is on you.

The internet often makes me wish I was funny enough to think of an analogy that involves babies and cannons. This is another example.

Doing pretty well at just 27. I don’t feel anything until the mobile Chrome tab button is a smiley face.

The most permanent solution is jank that works.