THANK YOU. This is the way.

Am I the only aspiring tree frog in this thread? Nobody else enjoys putting olives on their fingers and waving menacingly?

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Hey thanks, I learned 2 new words today :)

But in this scenario don’t the toddlers need phones? Wait do toddlers all have phones now?

As an elder millennial I also did not get that one.

Now it’s over, I’m dead and I haven’t done anything that I want. Or I’m still alive and there’s nothing I wanna do.

I can’t think about how old that song is, it hurts me.

It’s not, it’s a Meijer (Midwest chain).