dumbass

I’m too high to work out wtf is going on right now.

YouTube went from cool place to share your videos to a corporate hell hole of cancerous monetized bullshit.

Yes.

Not all the peasants are ungrateful!

All day.

Yep, knew it was worth asking that question.

I’m interested in why you need all those ports.

That’s a smile of someone knowingly making the world a better place.

Steam box

It’s got what nerds crave!

So are mine and this shits bright as fuck!

There is no plane of existence, multiverse or alternate reality where Mick Foley would be a piece of shit. Foley is good in every instance there’s a Mick Foley.

Try 2 dogs, it’s three times as bright.

How’s that Nazi dick taste you discount cum dumpster?

You know Amazon would try to crash that attempt.

I’m not guessing, I know, they’re fired!

Who the fuck cares.

Yeah, well, if you don’t want me to devour the entire buffet, stop making your food so damn tasty and also fix that weird thing where Chinese food disappears from your belly half hour later and you’re hungry again… Then I might eat a respectable amount of your delicious food.

Nah, I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, wayyy less stress.

356,411 km, give or take.

You don’t know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?