I only need to make 1 assumption to solve that equation for me

0% of people would find me attractive

QE fucking D

“that’s crazy”

drilldo

The memes must flow

Give the poor kids coal, they yearn for the mines

3, sir!

Sounds like a low quality facts post. “No one has ever cleared Prince Pierre Bonaparte of shooting Ronald McDonald”

My mom just got a smart phone for the first time this year, but thankfully she has no interest in using it as anything but a phone

I’ll be honest, I forgot there was a + button to make a new tab. Now I wanna get rid of it, that’s space that I could put more tabs.

Would that be an inverted pyramid scheme where one person, let’s call them Geoff Pesos for example, is somehow tricked into paying money to an increasingly large number of people at the top?

Have a Lemmy gold 🏆

According to many, ketchup goes in the garbage instead of on the hot dog

And in that specific instance the box art is just trying to match the kind of art you’d find on D&D book covers of the time

Misread the first line as “It’s time to burn the incels” which uh, kinda still works. Virgin sacrifice and whatnot.

I work in a sandwich place that sells fairly large chocolate chip cookies. The bags we put them in are labeled as containing 4 servings. Buncha nonsense.

But at least I could die knowing those assholes died first

Ok, but hear me out: nuke the inauguration. Sorry people in/around DC.

Shit shit shit

I threw in a bonus one, you’re welcome

I have no mouth (or nose, or ears, or other eye) and I must scream