More like “I do two jobs but only get paid for one”.

Sounds good to me.

Had another job where my task was to maintain Perl scripts from the 90s. The company was crap, though, so I only stayed for half a year.

Bold of you to assume I don’t hate PHP already.

PHP Developer here: Give me your worst!

During university I gave additional lessons for lower semesters and at times had to juggle three languages: Java, Typescript and plain JavaScript for that one professor who thought TS sucks.

Coding on the spot got really messy at times.

Which alternatives do you recommend?

*furiously waves book around*

Thank you!

I can’t find it right now, but there is some explanation in “Clean Code” why switches shouldn’t be used all over the place.

As is tradition with MS and their complicated naming policies Visual Studio is not VS Code.

Nah, slap a ‘Data lake’ label on it and call it a day

Microsoft did what? oO

Pretend you have a really great programming day. You only have to attend a few meetings

ONLY a few? Everything beyond the Daily is torture!