it’s the gays!

jk. im gay

and fuck

The customers are not fucking over the wait staff, the owners are.

Now imagine if you combine the middle of a nut and the end of a shit

Pooping (lots of less than symbols) Getting penetrated.

Just sayin

What can I get your wife to do for 20 bucks?

We have communal showers at work and I have seen the guy with the biggest truck in the company in the showers. I can confirm the tiny penis.

Is it tho?

Are animal paintings in caves memes too?

Feman are just men with kilts

Religion shouldn’t have an influence on it. Ideally, governments should have an influence on it, but our governments are in a lot of cases ruled by religious idiots.

Cornhub

Im guessing your morning woods became morning brains

That’s how I know I would be a bad parent. If I go to bed at 4am, there’s nothing nor no one that would make me stand up at 7am

Now we only need a smart buttplug vibration alarm

I am glad I wasn’t the only one that thought being glad for being the only that thought that was a penis was not really something to be glad about.

I tried with God’s design. 0/10 would recommend.

Why is your boss naked?

And still smokers wouldn’t give a F

Would love to gift this to an homophobic person