Other people’s password be like

JetBrains032024
JetBrains042025
Jetbrains052024
…

My JetBrains accounts be like

JetBrains032024@example.com
JetBrains042024@example.com
JetBrains052024@example.com
…

If paying on a monthly basis, as soon as you pay for 12 consecutive months, you will receive this perpetual fallback license providing you with access to the exact product version for when your 12 consecutive months subscription started. You will receive perpetual fallback licenses for every version you’ve paid 12 consecutive months for.

So, in your example, you unsubscribe in month 15. This means, you paid 14 months so you get to retain the version from month three (which is 12 full paid months to 14). This means a downgrade to 1.0.x and not to 1.2.x

Peace was never an option

When I was a student, I did an internship in a chemistry lab. On one of the days, someone brought in some samples of skunk secretion for an analysis.

Everyone was like Not again i dont want that, let the intern do this!

I thought how bad could it be?. Turns out really bad. It days to stop that smell. And I mostly handled the sealed phials and only opened a single one for a gas chromatography without spilling something…

Followed by a Release Candidate - a beta build that got labeled differently because management said it was time to wrap up development and ship it

For me:

First panel: “Is this going to be a joke about the American health care system?”

Second panel: “Wait… there’s a slim chance, that this is going to be a meme about introverts, but I think, this is…”

Third panel: “Yupp, that’s it, no need to check the final panel”

{
  put(a, "heartache")
  tell(me, "why")
  ain't(nothing)
  {
    put(a, "mistake")
    //...
  }
}

Brothers of the pack rejoice!
Woof, woof, woof with me!
Raise your paw and raise your tail!
Howl, howl, howl with me!
Down and down into the deep
Who knows what we’ll find beneath?
Bones, treats, meat, and more
Hidden in the backyard store

But you can git blame

Dubai isn’t necessarily a bad place per se. Like… “do you like it here outside w/o air conditioning? That’s your average winter in the Antarctic in a few years, if you don’t act.”

Problem is, it’s not done this way…

.:|:;

confirms convincingly

https://xkcd.com/838/

I got 99 problems, but a blockchain solves none

Don’t forget we’ve put more people into space than have been to the deepest point on the planet.

Fun fact, space is easier. It takes more effort to get there, sure. Coming from the “normal pressure” here on earth (about 1 atm) and going to space (0 atm) is a pressure difference of 1 atm. But: Diving into the ocean, the pressure increases the deeper you go. For every ~10 meters (~33ft) you go deeper, the pressure increases by 1 atm.

That means, that a space ships would only need to dive 10 m deep to get to the pressure difference it experiences in space. They went to see the Titanic which is about 3,800 m deep. So the sub needs to withhold a pressure difference that’s about 380 times higher than a space ship experiences.

(OK, little difference I omitted: In space you need to prevent the vehicle from exploding, while in the deep sea you need to prevent it from imploding)

*guitar solo*

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By the way, does fax support colors now, or is it still black & white?

Yes, but

1. Begin transaction
2. Update table set x=‘oopsie’
3. Sees 42096 rows affected
4. Rollback

Can prevent a restore, whereas doing the update with auto commit guarantees a restore on (mostly) every error you make