Elvith Ma'for

So, what did you do?

We just refilled the blinker fluid.

Calling the garage

“Yeah, so I’ve got a strange green light on iny car… Wait, now it’s off again…
Now it’s back on…
And off…
And on…”

Where do I file my claim for blackjack and hookers? I… need it for … mental health issues…

Haven’t you noticed? Windows 11 24H2 got ported to an electron app

A small nuclear plant should be sufficient

And that’s why it’s called “production environment” I guess

Aragorn: Gentlememe! We do not meme 'til nightfall.
Pippin: But what about memefast?
Aragorn: You’ve already had it.
Pippin: We’ve had one, yes. But what about second memefast?
Aragorn stares at him, then walks off.
Merry: Don’t think he knows about second memefast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenmemes? Lunchmeme? Afternoon meme? Dinner meme? Supper meme? He knows about them, doesn’t he?
Merry: I wouldn’t count on it Pip.

I swear, I just need 4-5 more graphics cards to solve this!

Have you tried adding a few more kilobytes of regex?

reloads, cocks gun Yeah, let’s give it another shot!

SCNR

Why don’t you pick up?

Because I said, I’m doing nothing?!

The joints are lit! Gondor calls for our aid!

Land of the free, home of the (wage) brslaves

Already feels like this sometimes

Source?

Yes, it’s just Oracle - Temurin, Coretto,… are all safe.

Oracle offers (paid) support for its Java distribution, which might be why it’s still used by companies…

Worse yet. They switched licensing and costs several times and companies should prepare to get hit with new licensing fees:

When they introduced Java 17 (a LTS version), they published it under the NTFC license. This means, this version is usable for free, but only until the next LTS version has been out for a year.

On Sep 19th 2023, Java 21 was released another LTS version. That means, that Java 17 just switched from the NTFC license to the OTNLA license a few days ago - which means, Java 17 is supported until 2029 but you now need a paid license to use it.

Hope everyone upgraded to Java 21 or newer in time.

Unless you were the one writing the program and its error messages - then check, that you didn’t mess up there…

Some also taste like chicken, I’ve heard.

I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it’s weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o’er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checker’s
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we’re lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault’s with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.
Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word’s fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw’s are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.

Jerrold H. Zar.