FYI for any new parents, you can now buy a car seat that attaches to the stroller without waking up the baby.

Kyle is about to educate you on the precise definition of a pyramid scheme

You could just save money that doesn’t get arbitrarily taken from you.

Droppers!

My frat house was like this and we all just got used to it. Brotherhood!

This is an extremely American perspective, but I don’t care if people see me shitting as long as they don’t touch me while I’m doing it.

Gotta keep a plastic bag by the toilet, just in case.

I do this and then they keep turning overdraft back on without my permission.

Other way around. They’re capitalists but don’t support the free market. So they want the factory to be privately owned and run for profit, but they still want the government to interfere with patent-infringing sales.

And I’d argue that capitalism is an inherently bad idea, even in theory. Nobody deserves free rent just for owning something, like land or natural resources. Property manager is a job, landlord is not.

No I’m pretty sure Standard Issue is a breed

I would incur an entire year’s worth of taxes in one day. Capital gains? Purge day. Paychecks? Nah the company can invest that until purge day. Buying a new car? I’ll pay for it on purge day and you can deliver it in a week.

They might as well just do the purge on Cyber Monday.

They correctly designed the roof to support the weight of the dog!

Narrator: It didn’t.

The retweeters went on to live in an even more dystopian future where money still exists, but with no savings to endure a strike.

So then just save money that doesn’t inflate

Whenever they do this I smudge the hell out of it, especially if it’s a nice clean sports car. Maybe a couple taps for good luck.

It’s the letter “i” but double capitalized.

Only while the pandemic was killing millions. So I’m optimistic about this subject as well.

I didn’t like covid either but I sure ranted at people online about it!

Ok let’s just focus on the sciencier one for a second. Say someone doesn’t like incest because it’s bad for the gene pool. Their icky emotions about it predate religion.

That isn’t a slippery slope to eugenics. Inbreeding depression is real, but eugenics is discredited as unscientific. We already know that rules against incest don’t lead to rules against people with defects reproducing.

The problem with this line of thinking is that you’re expecting people who support gay marriage to convince you about some other thing. And if any of these social taboos are actually a good idea, then you’re lumping gay marriage in with them, like comparing gays to pedophiles.

It’s a high bar; he might have been poor and making the rich people uncomfortable.