By the Emperors grace and the Mechanicus perseverance your toaster shall live again.

I just assumed I was on grimdank when I saw this lol

Ok pro tip for getting rid of your grease that doesn’t assume you have infinite containers lying around or make you wait forever for it to solidify.

Put a sheet of aluminum foil down over your drain so it creates a cup. Then pour your grease in that cup. Then drop an ice cube in if you feel like it.

Then just lift the edges and twist the top of your foil and put it in the trash.

Ok let me know how you plan on getting other people to fund that.