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Cake day: June 29th, 2025

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  • I can see it. Look at them, standing there… Eyeballs bulging out of their head like a baseball squeezed through a garden hose. Mouth flapping like a weak middle school tuba player’s embouchure when they haven’t learned how to use their tongue yet. And body like the love child of a penguin and a bowling pin. God, I bet they even smell like talcum powder and a nursing home.