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I’ve now achieved peak humor.

The N*Sync of Vases

Buy buy buy!

My boyfriend asked me why I kept helping people when they don’t appreciate me, and I told him honestly that I never help more than is painless for be, but also, I made a decision about who I want to be, and I won’t let other people being assholes change that.

The one in a million person whose life is touch, who really needed it, who can live a better, happier life because of me, is worth fifty assholes. Maybe even a hundred.

So important to be well-educated! Thanks!

Unrelated; did you see that post about Nick Fuentes saying, “Your body. My choice” and getting absolutely doxxed? Funniest thing I’ve seen all year.

Become ungovernable.

It’s a direct quote from the lobster himself, so it must be true!

That is John Fucking Zoidberg, and he deserves more respect.

And now it is also my favorite bee anatomy fact!

I want to offer you a new superpower.

When I say, “bless you,” when someone sneezes, if someone asks me, “You aren’t religious! Who are you asking to bless me?” I answer;

“No one. I’m the one blessing you.”

So I guess, this time, you could say, “You’re doing a good thing.”

If I open my door Thursday night and go to put candy in someone’s bag and see a toothbrush, I’m giving them a second handful of candy.

I wonder if this is what people felt like when they first started reading about AIDs. We used to have it so good…

Oh my God! No, thank you!

Poor man.

The bar is in hell.

I made a dhampir in pathfinder based on several truths about me and one of them was that I abhor direct sunlight.

Ah. The Superman loophole.

Same episode that gave us the amazing, “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”

Being bi is literally the best of both worlds. It’s the sexual equivalent of being born wealthy.

The coastal mathematicians are just into math to screw you and take your money. The geniuses at πzo really captured the spirit of the math.

(I had to go a long way to get to πzo but I’m glad ai got there.)

Terrible news. Looking permanently moist has been the hot makeup trend for a while now.

I have no idea why you would think it’s cringe. It’s entirely true, and Sauron couldn’t tell there was a woman in that armor.