And my $5 donation

I was so confused until i saw the AI reference. Now this all makes sense

He saw hiw HBOs take went down as was like damn i better make sure i don’t do that

Human rights aren’t politics

Did y’all forget that Frodo went to the Undying Lands? He only visits for work.

Edit: it seems I’ve forgotten… he’d still age in the Undying Lands.

This confirms he is a Dark Lord then, and must have purposefully sought to infiltrate Valinor. I don’t dare to guess his intentions…

The tomatoes were turned into a delicious sauce underneath the cheese. Just cause Boromir was more obvious with his tomatoes doesn’t make it better!

Can’t pass up free condiments amirite?

…Red pepper flakes?

I’m literally shaking right now

You also get the bonus factor from it being made by skilled Numenorean smiths who had access to techniques used by the Noldor and whatnot. Maybe it was mithril or something too. Dunno, but it’s not a huge ask to suspend disbelief on this one.

Nah fuck this army I’m gonna go recruit some immortal ghost soldiers instead. Do whatever you want with these I’m out.

Made a recreational sport out of slaughtering as many Orcs as possible

This is how you end up with evil mouse overlords

Not even freshly ground… just like mass produced coffee

Dark magic from the days before the letter “n”

Someone patent this so we can sue anyone who tries this shit

Found the answer to this here

Writes custom parser in python to automate removing semicolons after braces. Figures out a preprocessing hook to execute it automatically from java compiler. Starts extending it for other things. Misses deadline. Extends it for more things. Gets fired. Ends up with a full python -> java compiler. Posts project on github. Gets made fun of.

So much for modern education

Just cuz you’re all NAT’d up doesn’t mean you’ll be left alone.

Same reasons as EU, Russia, and China. Global economic/military partners rather than global competition/enemies.