I request a proof.

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Well I thought he is not able to run a business.

On the other side a Hobbit, one of the most inconspicuous creatures, brought your whole empire to a fall.

Was he?

The C standard library function int rand(void) returns a pseudo random integer between 0 and RAND_MAX (which should be at least 2^15, depending on the actual implementation).

Depending on the distribution of the pseudo random numbers, it will be true for over > 99% of its applications.

Source: trust me bro, and C++ reference

Furthermore, there is no integer between 0 and 1, but I guess you mean a real number between 0 and 1.

Ok may bad, it’s the client I am using, it works on other Apps.

Although the best-before date had already passed, the chewing gum was still good.

There is one / to much, well it isn’t but the URL formatting isn’t working for me. 🥲

Keep looking, there is no oil on the legs.

There is evidence in the Hobbit that he eats young orcs. While your orcs do not imply that they are babies, there is another hint in the Books:

‘Then why didn’t he track Bilbo further?’ asked Frodo. ‘Why didn’t he come to the Shire?’  ‘Ah,’ said Gandalf, 'now we come to it. I think Gollum tried to. He set out and came back westward, as far as the Great River. But then he turned aside. He was not daunted by the distance, I am sure. No, something else drew him away. So my friends think, those that hunted him for me. 'The Wood-elves tracked him first, an easy task for them, for his trail was still fresh then. Through Mirkwood and back again it led them, though they never caught him. The wood was full of the rumor of him, dreadful tales even among beasts and birds. The Woodmen said that there was some new terror abroad, a ghost that drank blood. It climbed trees to find nests; it crept into holes to find the young; it slipped through windows to find cradles.

I guess with a little bit of imagination, it’s not that unlikely that he had eaten the babies of the woodmen of Mirkwood.

On top of this, he had a discussion with Sam about the best way to cook rabbits, and Gollum said:

They are young, they are tender, they are nice. Eat them, eat them!

So he likes his rabbits young! Which seems to be a preference of him.

But he definitely wanted to eat Bilbo. :D

North Korea 🇰🇵

Actually yes my butt hurts, it have been 4 times pooping today, wiping 🧻 is my major concern now (it is currently the 5th time).

Thx mate, but this is a meme, my actual CV is perfect! 🤡

Nice! Some love for you: ❤️

Use the cross posting feature! Push App developers to support it. 😁

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That’s not funny.