It’s fun to watch clips where people removed the laugh track. The “jokes” really fall flat.

This could be any alternative band from the 90s or 00s.

Who cares? You’re dead.

Shoes are there worst. I need EE width. Some brands, the"Wide Fit" works. Others, “Extra Wide”. And that doesn’t even address how extremely difficult it is to even find wide shoes in-store nowadays.

You’ve had enough of two-hand touch

You want it rough, you’re out of bounds

I want you smothered, want you covered

Like my Waffle House hash browns

Coming quicker than FedEx

Never reach an apex

Just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined

To make me rise an hour early

Just like daylight savings time

My only option is the local city bus. For me to go eight miles straight east to where my work is, I’d have to transfer twice, go a couple miles north of where my destination is, and leave home at least two hours before my shift. By car, it takes less than 15 minutes.

“Excuse me while I whip this out.”