Yeah. Those platforms were the one-liners of social media comedy. 7 seconds/140 characters to set up and deliver a punch line.

THIS GUY JUST…

Tell me who “this guy” is. You have their username. Don’t anonymize them.

That just made me miss Vine and early Twitter… Attention span be damned, there’s an art to crafting a good joke with a length constraint that I don’t see much on the internet anymore

Unless something changed in the past 3-5 years, that is not true. I used to sell a lot on Etsy and eBay and both created a tracking number as soon as you generated the label. If you checked it right away, the USPS site would say they hadn’t processed the package at the post office yet.

I ordered a T-shirt and the storefront software the site uses wants me to download their app to get the tracking number for the package

Also Shopify is a Canadian company

Someone elsewhere said that if they don’t email tracking, there is no tracking and this is just a boilerplate email. Can’t verify either way because I’m not downloading the app

Wow, that’s ridiculous. I wasn’t planning on installing it but now I’m especially against it

The order confirmation came on Tuesday so this email was almost definitely generated when the label (which includes the tracking, if applicable) was created yesterday

It’s just a shirt that I don’t care about tracking but Shopify was pushing me to download the app to buy it so I found this a bit more obnoxious

I don’t remember if the shipping option I picked (the cheapest) came with tracking but if it didn’t, this email is even worse

Not this one, I guess

Unfortunately not, the email told me to download the app so I checked the site (which made for a better screenshot)

On the bright side of living there, Adrianne Lenker has a great song named after your state!

Bezos next

I see Israel read The Art Of The Deal.

Make an agreement and then after you get what you want, don’t honor your side of the deal. That’s business!

For 2, I initially thought the same thing…but Trump is on board to “finish the job” in Palestine. I’m sure all the countries controlled by a corrupt Muslim government have SOME mixed feelings on the orange turd.

Either way, I’m glad it failed. Just imagine the Christ allegory his cult would spin out of it.

the MAGA political class, which remains fundamentally liberal

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Here I was thinking it was childhood depression that creates comedians but it was fetal alcohol syndrome all along

Copilot may be a stupid LLM but the human in the screenshot used an apostrophe to pluralize which, in my opinion, is an even more egregious offense.

It’s incorrect to pluralizing letters, numbers, acronyms, or decades with apostrophes in English. I will now pass the pedant stick to the next person in line.

Just what I want to be reminded of every time I call my dog

Image posts should be banned on all news communities. Just post the link to the article. We don’t need a screenshot of the headline.