Most likely just spending more on security.

Or search/navigation…

If that’s 6.9M solution in the glass, it might be a bad number.

High fructose corn syrup

Now wiggle those ears!

Smell like cabbage…

One apostrophe to beam up.

Better kiwi than pasta

Obligatory Flag Code violation notice…

Hey, if we don’t make micro plastic in our kitchen sinks to wash down the drain, who will?

Many a fast loris has been mistaken for a drop bear. Understandable, given the limited amount of time to judge such things before the inevitable end.

Nah, just gotta wait for the neighbor to go to work.

We all know that’s a wig, right? Makes it easier(?) to cut on your own. I doubt he’s healthy enough to grow his own hair.

Air frying is just a convection cremation, you know.

Summon worms for your Tom Waits cover song by playing the Earth like a bass.

Yep, red pill would be 3rd place after ‘neither’. I don’t need the burden of that knowledge at 6, especially without the power to act on it.

Other people driving is the dangerous part, hence garbage collection and postal delivery being near the top of the list.

Will no one bring down the average? I guess they won’t be stepping up …

This reads different if you miss that it’s not a to level comment.

Now show me: Six People With Healthy Habits