Which ocean is Madagascar in?

It’s 9am in morning, it’s too early for this shit!?! Let’s just call it a coincidence. I’m going back to sleep, they can’t get to you in your dreams.

This is great Ted.

I feel you there person.

Mine are very old. Of recent, not a day goes by of inner turmoil bubbling up, wanting me to give them a blast with both barrels (figuratively) about a lifetime of emotional neglect. But I just bite my tongue and talk about the weather over phone. It’s some kind of sick martyrdom controlling my emotions so they don’t have to really feel … right to the bitter end.

This guy:

THAT’S meant

NOT it to

WHAT I convey

I made this

Always use new … like a normal person.

Algorithms are for people who never learnt to tie their own shoelaces.

A really good example of when not to use an algorithm but it is forced upon the users is Facebook Marketplace. Who wants to see suggested items in a competive secondhand buying market??? It’s a first in best dressed environment. Shows how out of touch with reality FB Devs are.

Looks like it just stepped out of a TV screen.

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/Socially-Awkward-Awesome-Penguin