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  • hansolo@lemm.eetolinuxmemes@lemmy.worldwindows update
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    11 days ago

    “Hello, my name is [redacted] and I’m a recovering dualboot user. It’s been…wow, yeah, I’m 27 days sober using only Linux on my machine…You know, it’s like they tell you, you think you’ll never stop. You think “How could I stop drinking this Win11 slop? My whole life has been like this!” Naw, man. When they tell you that you don’t miss the taste, that it will come to disgust you, looking back. They’re right. They were all right all alo-” insert meloncolic sobbing for 92 minutes

    “Excuse me…sir? This is a Wendy’s.”

















  • hansolo@lemm.eetomemes@lemmy.worldVapor dispersal.
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    1 month ago

    Well, and “it causes cancer” is as well. But not like… It’s raining down cancer on you. More like jet fuel contains known carcinogens.

    It’s more the direct effects. According to my mom, the chemtrails should have…I don’t know, but done whatever it was supposed to be doing by now. A 30+ year timeline for something causing cancer? So less bad than smoking? That’s the metric?





  • hansolo@lemm.eetolinuxmemes@lemmy.worldMicrosoft secured my files!
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    1 month ago

    Holy shit. This happened to me last week.

    Turned off Safe Boot when going back over to Win on a dualboot after 6 months. Wanted to avoid updates nuking my dualboot option. (Edit: As was a Win issue 6 months ago)

    …enter Bitlocker recovery for Every. Single. Logon.

    Just need to do one thing that needs genuine Win11 fingerprint and then I’m doing a 22.1 fresh install.