Great idea, but unfortunately technicalities won’t get me marks.

Oh, I haven’t handed it in yet. We were supposed to write our own methods.

A fortune-teller told him he would mysteriously find a roast in the oven before something horrible happens.

I’ve seen this enough times that I laughed without watching it. Funny stuff.

That possibly counts as gore, regardless of whether the drugs are recreational or medicinal. However, there will be exceptions.

LineageOS ftw!

Here are a few (non-personal) phone numbers I have memorised:

If you want a Macintosh in the 1990s:

1-800-MY-APPLE

Homer Simpson from The Simpsons:

(939) KL5-3226

Barney Gumble from The Simpsons:

(939) KL5-4796

Hastings Direct Insurance:

0800 001066

The Emergency Services in The IT Crowd:

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

I’ve just looked it up on UrbDict, and I think that might have been a joke that I just didn’t understand. I guess we just use “post” and “repost”.

I’ve just looked it up on UrbDict, and I think that might have been a joke that I just didn’t understand. I guess we just use “post” and “repost”.

I’ve just looked it up on UrbDict, and I think that might have been a joke that I just didn’t understand. I guess we just use “post” and “repost”.

Ah, fuck.

Well, thanks for letting me know. Believe it or not, it’s not the first time this sort of thing has happened.

That would be cool, but Bluesky was still using a photo of literal blue sky as its icon until recently.

That’s Bluesky. It’s supposed to be a federated social media, but right now there’s only one kind of software for it and you can’t yet self-host it (although you can self-host your data). The open-source protocol, known as AT, was created by Twitter back in the day, and Jack Dorsey and a bunch of staff were able to rescue it when Musk took over.

AT does not federate with ActivityPub, but users of either protocol can appear on the other using Bridgy; and some Friendica instances have basic support for AT. The equivalent of “fediverse” is “ATmosphere” (with the first two letters capitalised).

Since it became public (as opposed to invite-only), Dorsey left the platform and went back to Nostr (yet another microblogging platform, this time built around blockchain :-P).

It’s actually quite a nice place, in my opinion, with a vibe similar to a combination of Twitter and Tumblr.

Sorry for going into this much detail. I just really like explaining things.

EDIT: Turns out, the word being thrown around in place of “tweet” was also slang for cum. I have removed it, as this was probably originally a joke.

https://iv.datura.network/watch?v=Fb7N-JtQWGI

Well it turns out, given the chance, I would! I would screenshot an NFT! And I did! At the first opportunity!

The letter arrived yesterday.

I like the Gormanian and Holocene calendars; but I use the Gregorian for compatibility with the rest of humanity.

Also, as I live in Britain, I use an unholy mixture of metric, imperial, and archaic measurements.

Length of an object? Centimetres. Height of a human? Feet and inches. Mass of flour? Grams. Mass of a human? Stones, pounds, and ounces. Distance by car? Miles. Distance on foot? Kilometres. Volume of a soft drink? Litres or millilitres. Volume of beer or milk? Pints. Volume of non-dairy milk? Also litres and millilitres.

Honestly no

Europe/London, BST, UTC+01:00

Do you use a different calendar system, by any chance?