Heydo

I have to wait 90 seconds for the hot water to arrive at my kitchen sink. The house is on a slab foundation, so I have no clue how the pipes are routed, but my guess is the zig-zagged them all around the foundation just for the fun of it.

Oh…

Well you’re fucked then

What applications do you have that IT controls the password requirements for?

IT controls your AD credential requirements in most cases and that’s pretty much it. It sounds like your employer needs to implement an SSO solution.

Sounds like they need belts…

For me it’s:

Step 1: Google

Step 2: Open stackoverflow link

Step 3: Read a bunch of people yelling at OP about why their question/issue is dumb and that they need to Google more.

Step 4: Find what might possibly be an answer to the question but it is written in a way that leaves out half the knowledge I would need to correctly interpret the answer because this person just assumes I know everything there is to know about programming already. Meaning I would never have need to ask the question in the first place, duh.

Step 5: Leave computer in disgust and maybe try rubbing two sticks together to make a fire that I can use to burn everything down…

Shoot your shot I guess

“What hairstyle would you like?”

Bucket.

4 5 therefore 9

9 and 9 therefore 18

18 and 18 therefore 36

4 5 therefore 9

Psychotic masochist?

Look up a cuica drum