God of the gaps

Instructions unclear. Family stuck with funeral expenses they can’t afford.

Is your drug in liquid form?

The actual answer is for reimbursement, for example if you’re buying them for a work meeting or something.

Thank God it’s not just me

Don’t give them any ideas, this seems too likely

So they can charge subscriptions

If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.

It’s an existing sentence if it’s not non-exisent.

That’s become a meme in its own right with lemmy

Orcs, probably

Only when shaggy is high

Log in naked. Assert your dominance.

That’s simply not true.

Some are good girls.

It’s a bunch of Rodney Dangerfield jokes

With a cactus.

Isreal? Bribing US politicians?

I feel like there’s some social commentary here somewhere but it might just be a bit too subtle.

It’s probably filled with war crimes and genocide. Not sure what other significant exports isreal has.