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I jumped off Reddit’s cliff and landed here just like many other Lemmings.

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Cake day: June 11th, 2023

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  • Cannot Start Microsoft Outlook. Cannot open the Outlook window. The set of folders cannot be opened. The operation has failed.

    As the de-facto IT admin in a small business, this message haunts my dreams and I hate that I know it by heart. Time to make a new mail profile and configure all the accounts again. Its not like it’s the seventh time on this computer. It’s not like I’ve reinstalled Outlook three times already as per Microsoft’s “accepted solution”.

    There’s a reason I don’t use Microsoft software on my hardware.












    • put in first gear with right hand

    • activate starter motor with right hand

    • accelerate with right foot

    • hold wheel with right knee

    • Pull stick out of first. Gently slot into second as engine speed drops to the perfect RPM. Feather throttle if necessary.

    • accelerate through second

    • pull stick out of second, gently slot into third as engine speed drops to perfect RPM as above

    • to decelerate, pull stick out of third, raise RPM then release throttle. Drop into second at perfect engine speed. Apply brake. Throw into neutral before stopping. Switch engine off.

    Driving manual with one foot, one knee, and one hand (while completely screwing your baulk rings): a tutorial.


  • I suspect OP still had the engine running. That said, a lot of Americans seem to drive automatics and never use the handbrake, arguing that the tiny little tab in the transmission can hold their fully loaded “truck”, so it stands to reason that there are people in the world who leave their cars out of gear and argue that the handbrake could not fail.