100% fabulous

You’re just some common bitch!

I’m not goth, but my husband treats me like Gomez treats Morticia. Can confirm that a lot of sex happens. So, like, do it.

My husband went to a conference 2 weeks ago in Florida. Blue collar industry, no one is vaccinated, no one wearing a mask. He came home and immediately had Covid (we are both vaccinated). I got it too. Motherfuckers. Oh, and if he wore a mask there is a very serious chance he’d be shunned at work, which we can’t afford.

On snek.

This made me smile, thank you.

Here’s the story with more adorable pics and a video.

I’m sure that’s adorably annoying.

This is very accurate, actually.

Spelling? 🤗

Out of all the great suggestions ITT, I think I like this one the best. But I would be the kidnapped wife in this situation, so I don’t get to pick the music.

Thank you so much, that’s plenty for me to explore!

Got any good psychedelic rock recs for someone mostly unfamiliar with the genre?

This is an Abyssinian, they do come in chocolate.

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You’re welcome! Safe Lemmy travels to you :)