Sorry guys I can’t join the raid tonight bacteria chewed my mother board

Do you use subs?

Expecting an American from butt fuck Illinois to know what Plague means? Let him be, he’s only got 500mbs of Internet per month

Somebody ain’t getting bitches lmao

I don’t even know why you’d debate this thing about the russian language, they’ve got more on their plate until they reach debating social issues

I’m carrying a tablet everywhere I go because I edit a lot of photos. A folding phone would save 400 grams in my sling

Because early bird gets the worm (monopoly over houses) and then beggars can’t be choosers

As a landlord, can I ask you what are you doing online? You still have money to pay your Internet bill? That’s it! From next month I’m rising the month y’all don’t need all this luxuries

Well you have to meet these people with down syndrome

I’ve never met a skinny person using these delivery craps.

Nobody ever died if they had to wait a bit until their next meal

How much do you weight sir

Vegans should wake up a bit. I’m vegetarian. It was never about animal suffering. There are people suffering right now. For me it’s about our survival. It’s unsustainable.

8 billions of us having a carnivore diet will destroy the planet dot

He ain’t bright and Google will win this because most of men are just puppets unwilling to discern

And spoiling Internet for the rest of us. None of us would have to go through this if more people used alternatives to chromium. No website would’ve accepted a 50% loss in visitors over accepting some companies special protocol

Or you could say that google’s hangouts is specifically designed to perform worse in different conditions than it’s home base.

Reddit tried to force me ads down the throat and I just stopped using it. Yeah, it’s hard, but I ended up having more time for myself. I don’t get to send silly Videos to my friends as often, but who gives a fuck. At least I get time to hoover and shit

Feels bad but I can’t condone this behaviour anymore and I feel ashamed that I haven’t seen the greed Google is capable of doing.

In the coming months I will do my best to migrate away from the Google system, even if I end up paying a tad more, maybe just in time to set up a home server for photos.

What about alcohol? Rapes, murders, even silly accidents like falling down the stairs and caving your head in is unfortunately quite common for the inebriated.

Loads of people had an argument too many and pulled the trigger during a moment of inebriety.

Life is so fucking grim and full of misery and there’s barely anything to help people cope but weed is the hill you die on.