She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.

The sausage in her anus said “Holy shit! It’s tight in here.”

The one in her vagina looked surprised and said “Holy shit! A talking sausage!”

Love it!

Make it happen, captain.

I’m not sure of the shape change reason, but I prefer the thinner cans. I have a candy store with soft drinks and I can put more of the thinner cans on the shelf. Usually one more can per shelf.