Probably has its own Pizza Hut. Delivery guys don’t need cars.

revenge killing is the #1 plot in popular fiction. I’d be alarmed if people didn’t cheer.

Wait, which murder are we talking about?

Speaking as a professional carpenter with a pretty nice lifestyle, 25 hours a week is pushing it. You guys work too much.

The best language is complete, succinct, orderly and clear. And never adds a single goddamn thing ever.

That’s how plants do it. For a billion years. Must be the best strategy.

Find a way to make money where you sell your services directly to the customer. No boss or job. Flexible schedule. Good money.

Yes, drug dealer is one such, but there are others.

You can’t make better people and better cattle at the same time.

Imagine you were a billionaire. Which do you want?

Disney World.

Morality is a great tool for justifying legal enforcement of my desires. All it takes is a good argument connecting the two.

The arguments are getting less good here tho. They’re getting very thin and flimsy.

What would happen if we threw away the moral argument?

What if instead of offering a moral argument for why you shouldn’t pirate their movies, Disney just said “come at me bro”?

First paragraph addresses the overheads of running a biz.

Second paragraph proffers a specious moral argument.

A connection is vaguely insinuated.

Sloppy.

My friend (an old lady unfamiliar with pirates) bought a dvd the other day. A comedy from 15 years ago.

It had been censored. Offensive dialogue dubbed over. No warning on rhe package.

Yo ho forever.

And the selection is VASTLY superior.

Instead of accessing only what netflix is “offering” today, I have access to EVERYTHING. All the time. Forever. Even obscure weird old stuff.

The entire body of media created by the human race is mine!