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It’s only illegal if you get caught.

So your 8KB of data will last forever, but what about the firmware required to access it running on flash?

Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

One coffee? No.

A lot of coffee? Yes.

If I say I want spicy – I want to be in visible discomfort and bystanders should be concerned for my safety.

And the human driver would certainly be used as a scape goat should anything bad happen.

Chaotic good here. They have different DPI too so you’re never quite sure where your mouse is going to end up.

Better than counting curly braces.

The the car I drive for work has a volume knob and I hate it with a passion.

It’s a quote from Snow Crash.

The Deliverator’s car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator’s car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens. You want to talk contact patches? Your car’s tires have tiny contact patches, talk to the asphalt in four places the size of your tongue. The Deliverator’s car has big sticky tires with contact patches the size of a fat lady’s thighs. The Deliverator is in touch with the road, starts like a bad day, stops on a peseta.