I alternate

I have a dad joke, but it’s yo momma.

weekend = day_of_week in (“sat”, “sun”)

As a bonus this completely sidesteps the issue of what day is 0 or 1.

Yeah, hobbit-serial architectures lack performance.

So the Fellowship of the Ring was made up of an elf, a dwarf, two humans, a maia and one hobnibble?

This is your brain on don’t.

“Beige shirts”

Apparently this is what makes someone turn neutral.

Hey, at least the number of fingers on the visible hand check out.

Nah, must’ve been thing

Yes: it prevents things like death threats mods have been known to receive on the centralised Lemmy precursor.