https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cPaTE9M2Z4

i know, hurr durr youtube video low effort reply, but i couldn’t have worded it better, and ultimately my reply would have been just a paraphrasing of the video.

Dryer started making a burning smell yesterday.

Here, take this

I belive in you!

chaotic good, if I misremember the command lawful evil

I’ve been in Vienna from time to time, and it’s pretty good, 365€/year for the pass that gets you buses, trams and subways with unlimited access and no turnstiles anywhere, you just go and enter

Schedules follow work hours and go from a subway every 2 minutes during peak hours to one every 15mins late at night

You have night line buses for weekdays and on Saturday night public transport doesn’t shut down

Coverage is good, you almost always have a bus or tram line less then 5 minutes of walking

There are bike sharing places with 20 bikes each ~1km apart and they cost 60 cents for half an hour, or e-scooters in the designed locations which are basically everywhere (but being owned by companies they cost so much more then everything else)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs

meanwhile, farmers after the 78th kick on their tractor

I usually charge a bottle of alcohol

if I try to mention getting something in return for my constant tech support to the whole family I instantly get the “we raised you, how grateful” treatment

ofc if something completely unrelated breaks it’s my fault and I’m required to fix it

use parental controls and disable app installing

same for touch screen tapping. They just hammer their finger and keep it there for 5 seconds, then wonder why it didn’t work

i’d argue all the alkalis should be yellow too

https://x.com/CodysLab/status/1783915324024471977?lang=en

from the madman himself, Cody’s lab

you make a wire, you coil the wire

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion

and now that you know about frequency illusion, you are going to experience frequency illusions on the concept of frequency illusion itself

That’s called a national geographic documentary

i think the “in” was referring to the burger

to be fair, I once tried to make up letters for a scavenger hunt and there’s only so many scribbles you can do before you run out

I would’ve hated dealing with this as a kid.

same, except i would love to bypass this as an adult

On you want your recycle bin emptied? Yeah, thats gonna cost you.

aka what we’ve already been doing to relatives

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