Thank God we’re the good guys!

They’re now saying that temperature was a sensor anomaly.

Oof. That felt personal.

“Hey girl, wanna take a ride on my big wet weiner?”

Gets 'em every time.

When I think of superhuman origins, I think of a 5’7 elderly Indian man.

Truly the beacon of freedom in the Middle East.

Honestly, it must just feel like the whole world is against them.

Though it also looks like a pretty sparse crowd relative to the recent pro-Palestinian rallies in Israel.

That’ll show 'em.

Seems like it’d be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.

Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”

Thanks! That was an interesting read.

They’re amazing. Sweet, sour, chewy, crunchy. The whole textural experience is great. Now I want some.

What would be the absolute worst mushroom I could find and eat, as far as effects?

Baby, you stick around long enough, you just might get to see the full set…

“Accurately estimate your opponent’s shitty knock-off air force.” - Wayne Gretzky

Alternately, we’re legitimately not worried about a made-in-China knock-off of a thirty-year-old design.

He went too far. There, I said it, downvote me if you must.

You’re thinking of Planet Moob. Common mistake. We’re a friendly bunch, but not much to look at.

How haven’t you encountered electrolytes? Are you still using candles?