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Well I could show you my gun collection but at this point I’m fairly certain that you would just shit yourself in fear.
Anyway, have fun being unarmed with the state of the world today. The far right will continue stockpiling weapons and you’ll be knocking on the doors of guys like me if and when they finally decide to use them.
That’s the thing that you’re not getting bud. The far right isn’t going to be using their guns against the military or the government. They’re going to be using the guns against us.
Ah yes, so the only other option is to roll over, give up your freedom, and trust the government to protect you from everything. Solid logic there.
Yes, proles. Give up your only means of fighting back. We promise your right to vote is strong enough to protect you from anything. The government that can’t keep its own cops under control will save you. Trust big brother.
Fucking delusional.
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memes@lemmy.world•Seriously, almost all the posts are just doom scrolling. And yes, I'm aware of the irony
153·1 year agoAh right, because those other forms of social media aren’t also infested with politics.
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memes@lemmy.world•Seriously, almost all the posts are just doom scrolling. And yes, I'm aware of the irony
7·1 year agoPerhaps I’m old and tired, but I think that the chances of finding out what’s actually going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say, “Hang the sense of it,” and keep yourself busy. I’d much rather be happy than right any day.
- Douglas Adams
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World News@lemmy.ml•Spain seeks to avert trade war after China announces pork anti-dumping probe
2·1 year agoIf it’s anything like what happens in the US they’re dumping “excess” production to keep prices artificially high.
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World News@lemmy.ml•Dutch woman, 29, granted euthanasia approval on grounds of mental suffering
8·2 years agoNone of us signed up for this shit.
I’m well aware, and stand by my original comment.
Along with basically every Asian and middle eastern country, several European and African countries, and a few South American countries. There are a lot of ethnostates in the world.
In fact, I’d say most countries outside of the EU/the anglosphere are a lot closer to being ethnostates than they are to being any sort of cosmopolitan melting pot.
But most of them have been that way for a long time so people just accept it.
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World News@lemmy.ml•Russia to grow faster than all advanced economies says IMF
45·2 years agoRemoved by mod
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World News@lemmy.ml•Russia to grow faster than all advanced economies says IMF
812·2 years agoGood point, now they can purchase more vodka and Iranian missiles that occasionally actually work lol
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World News@lemmy.ml•Russia to grow faster than all advanced economies says IMF
2912·2 years agoIt absolutely is, that’s why the article is using percentages and not dollar amounts
Going from $1 to $2 is a 100% increase but you’re still fucking broke afterwards, and the guy whose $1,000 only grew by 1% still made 10 times more money than you lol
Maybe instead of spending all their money murdering Ukrainians they should be trying to create a country where the leading cause of death for young men isn’t alcoholism
Now I just need to find a way to block all the bot spam without blocking all the bot porn.
jaspersgroove@lemm.eeto
aww@lemmy.world•my girl, posing majestically, after rolling in a wild fox's diarrheaEnglish
11·2 years agoFoxes smell bad enough all on their own, fox diarrhea has to be on a whole nother level
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Technology@lemmy.ml•No more ads on Elon’s X, EU Commission tells staff – POLITICO
41·2 years agoOk, you got me, only 90% of the countries in the region are exponentially worse, two of them are just worse on a strictly linear scale.
Yes I think countries that routinely decapitate gay people, beat women to death with rocks for not wearing the right hat, condone or at the very least ignore the rape of women and children, and cut peoples hands off for shoplifting, whose atrocities only can’t be called genocide because it’s the same ethnic group killing each other, are worse than Israel, didn’t realize that was such a hot take. I’m not saying Israel is good, I’m just saying the US, along with most of Europe, has chosen to back the one country in the region that at least pretends to have western values.
jaspersgroove@lemm.eeto
Technology@lemmy.ml•No more ads on Elon’s X, EU Commission tells staff – POLITICO
43·2 years agoEvery president the US has had since 1948 has financed and supported Israel, with the full support of congress, regardless of what rhetoric those congressmen are spewing in the run-up to an election year. Congress sets the budget, and they sign off on giving Israel money every single year so don’t act like this is just Biden throwing money at them.
Every president after Biden will continue to do so as well. Israel is shitty but every other country in the region is exponentially shittier. That being said, I’m not happy with the way this is being handled either, but don’t pretend like Biden is handling things any differently than every president for the last 80 years - with the possible exception of Jimmy Carter - would have done.
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Technology@lemmy.ml•No more ads on Elon’s X, EU Commission tells staff – POLITICO
184·2 years agoThe people calling the EU the fourth reich are the same people that will unironically say that Hitler wasn’t so bad, and actually did some good things for Germany. They’re right up there with the people that call Biden “Genocide Joe” despite the fact that he has never committed genocide against anybody, and then talk about how great Stalin and Mao were.
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World News@lemmy.ml•Amazon execs destroyed years of evidence before FTC action, agency says
12·2 years agoCorporation - n.
An ingenious method for securing individual profit without individual responsibility.
- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

Statistically speaking (and assuming you’re an American) you are an overweight 40-something hermaphrodite with some college education, who has 1.8 children and is going to die of congestive heart failure.
There are three kinds of untruth. Lies, damned lies, and statistics.