Yeah, I also started dating my wife before cellphone cameras were good. So my profile picture of her is like a 50x50 pixel blurry-ass photo.

In hindsight, a blurry ass-photo would’ve been nice too.

I heard he was just up over 50 thousand too. Poor guy.

Yeah but a Wankel X-8 doesn’t sound nearly as cool

Not sure how this has been out for over a decade and it’s my first time seeing it now. What a banger!

And the horse didn’t even have a rotary engine!

Preferably one narrated by Gilbert Gottfried

Fucking groooooooooooossss

Guitar Hero on the Wii was peak gaming. We used to have Guitar Hero parties where we’d have a bunch of friends over and stay up all night rocking out. Was so much fun.

I just took my wife to see The Housemaid this weekend. On one hand, the plot was kind of forced and it had to do a lot of voice overs to explain what was going on. On the other hand it had Sydney Sweeney’s tits in it. 5 stars.

You warned me, but I didn’t listen. Why didn’t I listen?!

Well I mean it doesn’t have to be out of the toilet, but yeah that’s the idea.

a large is just Too Many Chips.

I’ve yet to encounter such a phenomenon.

This just made me realize that the first time I heard the term “furry” was from the network guy I used to work with 20 some years ago .

Speaking of showbiz and feeding pets, I’m a big fan of Hamilton. So when feeding my cat, I often tell him “You’ve got a hunger. That’s alright, I was just like you, when I was younger.”

Lol I didn’t notice till I read your comment.

Yeah, did other people’s computers stop having power buttons or something?

The lawmaker pointed to the Pentagon’s admission to explain why the Trump administration “could not actually hold or try the individuals that survived one of the attacks is because they could not satisfy the evidentiary burden.”

Call me old fashioned, but I’m of the opinion that if you don’t have the evidence to try someone, you definitely don’t have the evidence to execute them.

Joke’s on you, I work from home. Which means I don’t even have a home to go home to!

"Look just because we control all three branches of government, have replaced compent government workers with loyal ones, tried to overturn the last election we lost and are working to ensure we’ll never be able to lose another (assuming our plan to incite riots doesn’t work so we can just declare a national emergency so we don’t have another election), have created a secret police to snatch people off the streets, are prosecuting our political opponents or anyone that we deem to be not loyal enough, are removing press credentials of journalists and trying to force news outlets to sign agreements to what that can report, are using the FCC to silence voices of dissent, have sent in the military to occupy our own cities, have had friendly oligarchs purchase traditional and social media companies to silence critics and push our own propaganda, are using government resources to push partisan messages, have declared anyone that disagrees with us as anti-American, are using our military to sink civilian boats and murder the people inside, are ignoring orders of judges who don’t rule in our favor, let our oligarchs choose which government programs to axe, created our own cryptocurrency to facilitate bribery by foreign nations, have declared anti-fascism to be terrorism…

doesn’t mean we’re fascist!"

I browse exclusively on my phone, so deleting reddit apps and installing Lemmy apps was the biggest step for me.

I primarily browsed All, so setting my default sorting to All Top 12 Hours was key.

Finally, I made a point to comment and post more. This is where Lemmy beats Reddit hands down in my opinion. You can comment on posts that are hours old on All and still have meaningful discussions. Trying that on Reddit is like screaming into the void.

Edit: I also forgot to mention that I upvote almost everything. If you made a post that I read and it’s not complete trash, you’re getting an upvote. Same with comments. I upvote almost every comment I read - especially ones in response to my posts or comments. I feel like it let’s people know they’re being seen.