Write that down

That’s track 4

“Make sure to write that down, because you’re legally required to bring it up at every possible opportunity.”

I used to work at Best Buy in the Video department. We got all new products shipped in just for Black Friday. One year we got these $40 VCRs (I realize I’m dating myself here) that we must have sold a billion of. Within the week, we had so many returns that we didn’t have any place to put them.

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Goddamn Peppa Pig is indoctrinating our youth!

Fucked the shit out of bears

Is it weird with your cold water? Looking into it, it seems like it fills up your come water pipe with warm water. Wondering if that affects drinking water coming from your refrigerator or anything like that.

I didn’t know that was a thing! I’ve been thinking of that exact same thing for years, wondering if it was even technically feasible and wondering why it wasn’t a standard in new home construction. I can’t imagine how much water is wasted by people just waiting for their showers to heat up.

Then again, my local water company recycles waste water from people’s homes. So maybe requiring it isn’t necessary with modern water recycling programs.

All about that dussy!

Yeah, and yet he’s most known for showing his small dick in The Hangover. Hilarious.

I was in the pool!

Denethor, the bean licking champion of Gondor.

Hose!!!

Moo Deng was pretty good on SNL Weekend update this weekend. https://youtu.be/vfIbbP3vuwA

Dude was just destroying his lunch and Peter Jackson whispered, “shhh… get the camera.”

I’ve always been curious to know what direction that actor was given for that scene. “Don’t just eat that tomato. Eat it in such a nasty, graphic way that it’ll make people uncomfortable for decades to come.”

“If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that’s what he’s getting.”

Lmao I was unaware that all these Moo Deng images existed. That’s fantastic