unalivejoy

I um, let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. Eh, make it two.

Say you don’t know how to use git without saying you don’t know how to use git.

Better ship it. It works after all.

It was also on sale yesterday for the same price.

Which just so happens to have been the same price all month.

Someone has never been to most airports. Or Disney World.

Yogi is smarter than the average tourist.

!rolereversal@lemmy.world

If they’re high enough, they’ll probably asphyxiate before they hit the ground.

As long as you don’t have to implement it yourself.

You say that, then use a language that allows you to do this (it’s not lisp)

if (foo);
{
  bar();
}

Operator overloads, descriptor protocol, decorators

No, don’t love Spider-Man. Don’t you know what happens to people who love Spider-man?

I have that in my tower. Too bad I use my laptop mostly.

Just wait until Ladybird kicks off, then Mozilla can die.

core-js is exactly that, but it focuses on implementing baseline features that can be polyfilled.

O(n!). I like it.

Blueberry: These are strange times for Berry Club.

Lua tables are secretly hashmaps

I guess Superman in Injustice is the opposite.