trading bottle caps is lucrative af, think of all the bottle caps you could earn

i thought it was obvious i was joking but yeah, that would be faster

the topic differentiation technology doesn’t exist yet, so i just hit ctrl+c about a second after i hit enter

my shit is optimized AF

I have all of wikipedia in a single 156 GB text file. in my .zshrc i have fastWikiLookup() { cat ~/wikipedia.txt | grep "$@" }

which is total bullshit btw. typical neolib insanity. mcdonalds fries are the best

they changed several words. the original T-shirt is “Fuck McDonalds | Burger King’s Fries Are Much Better”

our ancestors never could have imagined the horrors of having a middle seat on a plane. there isn’t any room for you to manspread, and manspreading is by far the most comfortable way to sit. when i don’t manspread i feel like i can’t breathe

you can tell he knows what a good boy he is

TIL it’s 2018

when i was growing up i only knew lynyrd skynyrd as a good thing to play in hangman. but you can only do it once, after that they’re gonna be like “is this that band that doesn’t have vowels again?”

i was wondering the same thing, lmao. i think elon picked the wrong tweet to reply to. before we know it #bloodygangbangwoman will be trending

That’a not true at all. Looks like you’ve never seen Ancient Aliens. They thought ancient white people were stupid as fuck too.

tbh it’s fine and i use it a lot more than bash.

I’m gonna buy an ambulance and make millions of dollars being the world’s most expensive uber driver

touch your mother

i’ve posted a bunch here under different usernames. this is the one username i’m sticking with because i was manic as fuck when i had the other ones last year

all my memes are OC. i’ve seen the memes this site has to offer and somehow they’re even worse than the ones on reddit. actually they’re a LOT fucking worse that the ones on reddit. shit is like r/forwardsfromgrandma

ls -U #GEAUX TIGERS!

they don’t call them “froggos”, they’re just “frogs”. a frog is either a pepe or an apu. an apu is like a cute lil pepe