It honestly isn’t that card to take a can of diced tomatoes and throw it on the frying pan, add some garlic, olive oil, salt, and herbs of your choosing, reduce to a suitable volume, good to go. I’m surprised more people don’t do that.

Feel free to share your recipe though, I’d be curious how others do it

Hey

Whoops, guess I’m now the enemy of a hundred million Americans

My bad

Aww, thanks! Consider me slightly more educated than when I awoke this morning :)

I still don’t know what ich_iel is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

I remember this from the Director’s Cut of the Director’s Cut, the one where Peter Jackson plays Tom Bombadil and there’s that whole 40-minute pseudo-musical side-quest

Oh snap, super my bad then

No, I’m just shit-posting, my bad

Those two kids look like they’re related. They may also be neighborhood troublemakers, from the look of that baseball bat the one is holding.

Also, that’s a weird looking bush in the background, pretty sure that’s either AI or UI

Pffft, I’ve never even jerked a single circle in my life.

Now, oblate spheroids on the other hand…

Polydactyly, actually! 7 toes on each front paw

I don’t even know what an MBFC is

It’s okay, we’re just a little more anti-corporate on average than most. Various events that led many of us here have contributed to that. :)

I mean, it’s called a “fake ad” but it’s basically just an ad. The punchline is “buy product”

Yes, I think he would not call people names, he’d instead give lengthy explanations of their shortcomings and failings.

Pretty sure that’s not a direct quote.

Nice dream

This

I absolutely, indisputably, 100% confirm that Purr receives All the petting she desires, and lets people know without hesitation when more petting is required :)

I have never seen this before, until meow