This is why sometimes dog lick my nose.

I tell her to keep her licker in her licker cabinet but she no listen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Then he hit me with a surprise left

Goddammit this meme will not die

Nightmare fuel tho

Aw relevant username

Bowie just levitating like it ain’t no thing

Happy howl-oween you hipster ghost!

That’s Bowie’s entire vibe

Welp I don’t know why that never occurred to me, I feel like a moran.

Yeah greyhounds be awkward like that

I, a human, can’t keep my hat from bunching up when I tilt my head back, but somehow Bowie can?

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Homeboy is definitely a sock puppet.

Here in Philly soft pretzels are everywhere, they’re a staple. I think usually those little hard ones are just a snack for kids?

There’s nothing more cute & pitiful than a wet sighthound 🥰

Three friends???

I hear you, but no need to feel bad for her. I visit her plenty, and even if I find them a drag, I still do have long phone calls with her. As does my sister, as do my aunts, etc. She just has a pretty limitless appetite for idle phone chats and I don’t always have the time or patience.

I’m Gen X. I grew up with a landline and no caller ID, and if the phone rang you mostly just answered it, unless you were screening calls. Could be your best friend asking if you want to go to the mall, could be your least favorite aunt calling to whine at your mom for whatever her latest minor ailment is. In which case you’re stuck making polite small talk until your mom is done drying her hair or whatever.

It sucked a lot.

Now I’ve got a cell and caller ID. Unless I’m expecting a call, I never answer the phone. If it’s important, they’ll leave a message. Usually it’s not even a little bit important.

And my boomer mom just loves to call for a long pointless chat. If I see her name on the caller ID, I have to decide whether I have an hour minimum to waste because it’s never shorter than that. 🙄

This week @nutomic finished implementing the block instance feature for users.

Thank youuuuuu!

When your neck has this much real-estate, you can get away with it!

Besides, Bowie is one letter away from bowtie, so of course he can wear one whenever he wants!

I prefer cellular peptide cake with mint frosting tho

I bet he was happy to get home to his handcrafted small batch cider and collection of vinyl from bands you’ve never heard of