knexcar

Good thing I’m attracted to fat people

No, far cheaper to buy in bulk at the superstore

Heaven says “your browser is not supported”? Funny because of the frustration of using non-Chromium browsers on certain websites.

It needed to happen at some point. Cities: Skylines had quite a few engine limitations and the core gameplay was too simple, it wasn’t enough to keep piling on new features. A sequel gave them the opportunity to start from scratch and rework fundamental systems (like the roads) without having to ensure old cities still worked.

It’s probably sarcasm (and/or they used to be indie)

They look like his ears to me.

Who needs an article when you have a headline and expert commentary in the comments?