My Luigi body pillow is on back order and I gotta say I’m concerned about consent.

I was waiting till I was German but it took forever so I gave up and looked it up.

But I’ll have you know that I’m very familiar with wanking, but yes, it is a bit surprising to name your reindeer after foxes or wanks.

This is very 1999 or 3000

What’s the upside down Z-Library icon in the lower left for YT?

Precrastination is when you get too far ahead on a group project because you’re avoiding another awfuller thing.

Nor archive.md nor archive.today, which appear to be run by the same rogue actors and serve the same content as archive.is and archive.ph. Beware.

Sometimes English feels like the lost-sock bin in an apartment building’s laundry room (yes, “kingly”, “regal”, “royal”, and “queenly” are almost synonyms), but I’m delighted to learn English borrowed “formic” along the way.

Also the Mormon Church which profits upon mountains of hurtful lies

I mean idfk how you’re planning on calling a.out without an even, stronger, lower-level language like Bash 3.

Would you do it for $100?

Please tell me at least some parts of your comment are sarcasm?

Otoh, my family has procreated for billions of years, I’m the last of my line, I have no children, and can’t imagine raising them with all the ₽ɪ$ʂ out there. Idfk.

When a fetus starts to move: “quickening”

Every time Americans are assigned a Republican president, the amount of Americans entitled to seek asylum elsewhere ticks up again.

Me and Homer be like

Nothing straight about this DLC

I’m told that all food I have ever eaten is chemicals

While I might wear high heels to the grocery store, she wears them for desert births

What’s the United States’ problem. Not necessarily related to your answer.

“I don’t have a totem pole is” is my best guess

“We should tax things we don’t like” was a sentiment of Ralph Nader’s I liked.