All the mental health we need is available on one sofa 😍

Ohhh – was trying to remember where I knew the small of your back from

It is a word, it’s just often misused.¹

1. m-w.com/grammar/supposably-vs-supposedly

Because git doesn’t require, but could definitely benefit from, empty initial commits, my go-to is:

git init
git commit -m='🌳 root commit' --allow-empty
git tag v0.0.0 -am=''
git add -A
git commit -m='✨ initial commit'
git tag v0.0.1 -am=''

which is completely Nver- and Y2K-compliant

I wouldn’t mind. Also, very.

Size is a fad. Just ask David.

Like most people who sleep with men, I think all dicks are worthy

If you have a problem with the way Jesus authored The Star-Spangled Banner, then maybe you should move to France: La Marseillaise doesn’t allude to slavery or take pride in Americans committing treason against their leader in London.

Never felt so inclined to offer free tummy rubs all day. Poor guy.

Still better than its actual etymology

What part of Montana is Missoula in?

Have you heard of Joe Biden? Well, his left eye.

my USB-i’s are up here

Wait, has the algorithm finally begun to serve us ?!

Despite Him having:

• known you’d be born in ≈2000 years
• known He was dying for sins He defined and you commit, which He also knew and did nothing to prevent
• having had the audacity to whine to His Dad when He unal*ved both a God and Himself in an act of auto‑sui‑dei‑but-also-somehow-fili‑cide-by-cop by and through the innocent hands of local law enforcement, our boys in blue, whom I still salute when I’m driving, and while those closest to Him, who were Jewish, could do nothing but listen to the moaning you are responsible for, but which He chose to endure
• been surprised that His dad forgot about Him,

I believe He’d be surprised if there weren’t Oily/Annointed/Christ Josh/Jesus fanfics of a charismatic 33-year-old, may peace be upon Him, taking it both ends, my son.

Me and Jesus await with ’bated breath.

If US Christians are making it up as they go and seeing whatever they wanna see in the Bible, then I call upon you, my child, to announce your submission to the Parable of Jesus the Whore of the Theater and the Christ.

Satan up early this morning

RIP lather

Niiice. The entire Fediverse – especially my home instance – has been hitting that defederate button waaay too often lately.

Does this also mean you end up with copies of abusive media on your server?

Does that mean you’re not impacted by any defederations and can subscribe to whatever you want?